nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno


earloffabulousness:

this movie was a cinematic masterpiece 

(via obrojobs)


mishasminions:

applespine:

edwardspoonhands:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Shhhhh…
…boner wave…

is this what tumblr thinks up at night

MY TIME HAS COME

mishasminions:

applespine:

edwardspoonhands:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Shhhhh…

…boner wave…

is this what tumblr thinks up at night

MY TIME HAS COME


Rule 1: Don’t skip Nine

(via thewolfsbane8)


Do you know why I think about

Sometimes and it get me kinda really upset? It is almost the year 2015 and we still do not have flying cars, hover boards, shoes the adjust to my foot, and jackets that dry themselves as Back to the Future promised me!


fandomshatepoc:

mulders:

joan rivers was not a feminist.

joan rivers was not a feminist.

joan rivers was not a feminist.

joan rivers literally normalized society’s shaming/nitpicking of women’s bodies and fashion choices and made money off of it. fuck that.

you can’t be a feminist if you’re a racist and transmisogynist. joan rivers was both. don’t forget that. 

(via gingerginny)


rememberwhenyoutried:

a dystopian future novel where when teenagers come of age they are sorted into what spice girl they resemble, but one day a girl was sporty and baby

(via gingerginny)


sydloohoo:

"When did you decide to be gay?"

Last week. I woke up and I was like I want to be judged and not accepted by most of society and denied basic human rights. I thought it would be fun to not be allowed to get married and to be called rude names when I’m with the person I love. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?

(via chainsandshipsexciteme)


beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

(via thehilariousblog)


Girl to Jared and Jensen: If you WERE Gods, what would we have to sacrifice... like, what would we have to do to make you come...?
J&J: *collapse*
Audience: *dies*
Girl: NO! I meant like to make you... arrive?
Jared: That doesn't make it better!